Amazing!
me: mom, i--
mom: stop
mom: stop saying mom
mom: because everytime you do, i know you're going to say something stupid
me: i--
mom: just stop
mom: you make me question why i ever desired to have children
me:
me: i just wanted to know what you and my dad ever talked about
me: cause you know, its hard to imagine you casually talking with --
mom: WE DIDN'T TALK WE HAD SEX GODDAMN SHIT GO AWAY
